Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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