That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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