I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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