Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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