My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Randomize
