he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He felt like a one man threesome
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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