the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So many bounce houses so little time
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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