I want to stick my p in your. b.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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