: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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