There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
someone owes me an orgasm
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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