Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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