She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He? As in you personified your dick?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
