What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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