oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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