They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
