Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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