I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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