It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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