just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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Do I have a choice?
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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