My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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