My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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