That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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