So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize