I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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