butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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