Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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