This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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