We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Randomize