No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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