the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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