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ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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