The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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