There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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