Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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