I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
