Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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