Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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