butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I need to calm my uterus...
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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