So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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