it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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