She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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