Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Drake has all the answers
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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