Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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