I hate your face
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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