Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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