Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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