That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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