$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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