He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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