If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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