Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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