the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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