You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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