I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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