Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
