How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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