spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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